My permises are at last Alcohol Free

[Owen this too]

This took quite a bit of planning, but this place, after the drink sitting in front of me, will be as dry as a temple.

Bacardi, Grand Mariner, VOX, Rebel Yell, Beefeater,Hennesey's, Jack Daniels, Stoli, Kahlua, and an exclusive collection of fine brews...all are gone.

What should I replace it with?

I'm open for suggestions...

[Adept]

Movin the shit out cause your gay porn collection is destroying the cabinet?

I think you should replace those with dildos, not that i would, but i think it is in your best interest!

[Owen this too]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:


I think you should replace those with a gerbils, graduating eventually to hamsters, and when you climatize and are comfortable with them, guinie pigs...I've been accostumed to them since my pre-school days ... i think it is in your best interest!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks, Adept...I asked for advice on how to fill the void that the absence alcohol would create in my liquor cabinet...not my rectal cabinet.

I don't know about where you come from, but we have laws against that kind of thing around here. It's bad enough when you Canadians have to smuggle animals that can't possibly survive in the cold temperatures of your country, but to subject them to the cruel things that you cabin people lust for after being shut in for 9 months of every year...

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 27, 2002 05:05 AM: Message edited by: Owen this too ]</font>

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 27, 2002 05:07 AM: Message edited by: Owen this too ]</font>

[Adept]

What the fuck are you talking about. The only living beings Canadians sumggeled were Black people in the olden days to escape their death they came to Canada. And rack Canada for that! Say goodbye to the nation of hate - hello long winter!

Yeah our geese fly south and fuck up all your pools, but we ain't smuggling them?

You are the ultimate cock smoker. You know you only have to show the world you fucked up once by deleting the first notice of an edit the second time you edit!

My suggestion as to how to fill your time would be to index your gay porn collection and test out the dildos you stole from your mom as a child!

Thats just my suggestion. I know you want to, and i also know you would never admit to doing so or even wanting to do so. Don't worry, you can pretend to be macho!

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED, BUT CAN"T FUCKING SLEEP!

[Owen this too]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
What the fuck are you talking about. The only living beings Canadians sumggeled were Black people in the olden days to escape their death they came to Canada. And rack Canada for that! Say goodbye to the nation of hate - hello long winter!

Yeah our geese fly south and fuck up all your pools, but we ain't smuggling them?

You are the ultimate cock smoker. You know you only have to show the world you fucked up once by deleting the first notice of an edit the second time you edit!

My suggestion as to how to fill your time would be to index your gay porn collection and test out the dildos you stole from your mom as a child!

Thats just my suggestion. I know you want to, and i also know you would never admit to doing so or even wanting to do so. Don't worry, you can pretend to be macho!

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED, BUT CAN"T FUCKING SLEEP!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow....is this what happens when there is a rise in core temperature?

Blacks?
Canadian Geese?
Moms dildo?
Macho Man?

I think you do need some sleep.

[Adept]

What should i have said. Non-caucasions, Africans, Slaves...?

You were talking about smuggling animals down to warmer climates were you not? Probably the best example of that is the Canadian Geese which seems to be infesting American cities. Watch out - thats our air force. We are invading!

Mom's dildoS that you stole as a child!

Macho man, as in the fag you pretend to be - rather, the not fag you pretend to be to hide the sensitive female within!

It is actually colder here than it has been for most of the spring.

Mother nature must be on something fierce (151 maybe!?)

[Owen this too]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
(151 maybe!?)</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

This is starting to make sense to one of us, at least.

[Adept]

Is that an admission of defeat? Do you know what 151 means? Do you except the fact that i schooled you? Have you packed a lunch as i will take you to school again? Did you remove the spent condom from your ass?...

so many questions....

I win!

[Owen this too]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
Is that an admission of defeat? Do you know what 151 means? Do you except the fact that i schooled you? Have you packed a lunch as i will take you to school again? Did you remove the spent condom from your ass?...

so many questions....

I win!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
I guess 151, on top of making you forgetfull, makes you delusional as well.

[Adept]

That was a very slick transfer from me picking aprart and opening up your latent homosexual desires into a critique of the weather.

Mother nature must be hitting the 151. My area is set up for the warmest winter on record, followed by the coldest spring on recod!

Anyhow. I am REALLY tired now. So - owen - your gay. I know it, everyon who has read our hilarious exchange knows it - isn't it time you knew it!

Think about it!